Chillin' in the Bonus Room

I've got only two lives worth mentioning.
Let me tell you about the one,
And I'll only say that I have
One life still worth living.

As one of the last Procrastinators,
I know that I've got Mine coming.
So just back off...wait for it, wait for it,
Wait for it.

As a topic of cogitation,
just keep your hands to yourself,
And leave your chickies uncounted;
I got you beat, any day of the week.

The Romans had something there:
Fuck you and your mom.