Sunday Brunch

Sometime you must be
particular with vowels.
it's not so much of an
issue as long as you
keep your reigns in check.

Another mimosa, please.

Chillin' in the Bonus Room

I've got only two lives worth mentioning.
Let me tell you about the one,
And I'll only say that I have
One life still worth living.

As one of the last Procrastinators,
I know that I've got Mine coming.
So just back off...wait for it, wait for it,
Wait for it.

As a topic of cogitation,
just keep your hands to yourself,
And leave your chickies uncounted;
I got you beat, any day of the week.

The Romans had something there:
Fuck you and your mom.

Respite and the Vandalists

he got us all...
smeared crossed the face
lip balm style
with so much force
and forte
that we all just watched
in cataclysmic awe.

Catch your own breaths,
no one else will play as catcher.

Darn Tootin'

I aint never been to texas,
but i sure like to see them cats grow.